I speak from the Head Perfect's Chair. I must correct a misapprehension. She is
Miss Grimshaw. Nothing Ms about her. She does not hold with new-fangled ideas and likes to keep bloodlines pure. I fear she will be amiss until the day she dies. For a while I thought there was something going on with her and Sam the Useful, and then the Artist in Residence but I see no recent evidence. I hold some hope for Mr Google - I believe they met on the internet. I have heard his server is often down so that must be awkward. Mr Firefox apparently finds this embarrassing. I like the sound of him.